Slashdot | Tiny Particle With No Charge Discovered: "Re:What did the bartender say to the axion?
(Score:5, Funny)
by proxy318 (944196) on Wednesday December 06, @06:31PM (#17138838)
An atom walks into a police station and says 'One of my electrons has been stolen!'
The police say 'Are you sure?'
And the atom replies...

'Yes! I'm positive!'"